I went to cozumel last year for my 21st birthday and i wrote a poem about my experiences there and being 21 where the drinking age is 18! i could have been drinking this whole time (even though i dont really drink like that)
BUT STILL!
1 shot after 2 shot after 3 after 4,
They gave me too much tequila in the jewelry store
I stand just to stumble
I walked a blurry path
how many shots have i drank?
too drunk to do the math. 2 wasted 2 even think
1 shot after 2 shot after 3 and some more
They gave me too much tequila in the souvenir store
I sit down to regain balance
I walk just to fall
Maybe I shouldnt have drunken after all…
I learned Spanish in Cozumel
I learn how to crawl
Donde es el bano?
as I puked on the walls
no i dont need any cigars for I knew they’d offer me tequila there,
I was so drunk by then I needed a wheel chair
1 shot after 2 shot after 3 and a 4th passed
They must have given me magic tequila because I saw a naked lady at the bottom of my shot glass
I needed some water but i’d probably get sick at sea
A man in the distance saw me struggling and said “Don’t worry I’ve got the perfect remedy”
We walked just a bit more
to where I was greeted by his wife who said
“Hola visitor, congratulations on making it to the tequila store!”
by Brian Hughes
DGAF 